Funky Chicks Slots

Funky Chicks Slots is a cute little chicken themed game that thanks to some odd art decisions looks a little wonky and feels under cooked. It has nice hand drawn illustrations that don’t come together all that well over a background that looks like it was made during a Photoshop tutorial. We didn’t thoroughly enjoyed the time we spent with it, mostly wishing that they’d focused more on the illustration style and less on making things look ‘real’ or outside of that. If it was all hand drawn, it’d have sung. As it stands, and it doesn’t even hum.

If you’re morbidly curious and have to win at all the slots, Funky Chicks Slots has a firm place on your agenda. For everyone else, it’s so bad it’s good, and worth a spin or two for that reason alone.

Premise of Funky Chicks Slots

The premise of Funky Chicks Slots is a farm with a crazy guy with a gun hell bent on shooting his life stock and ruining his return on investment. It’s a slot about the worst farmer ever, really, who one day finally lost it and decided to go out in a blaze of glory. It’s funny if you stop to think about it, which we don’t expect many people will because most of the game is largely forgettable.

Presentation in Funky Chicks Slots

Graphics in Funky Chicks Slots are a mix of decent and horrid. Everything is crisp, clear, colorful, and compelling to look at, which makes your time spent playing all the easier because of how easy they are on the eyes. The illustrations look nice and there’s nothing much on that front we would change. The background and suits of cards, and even the logo, are atrocious, however. They either weren’t done by the same people, or the artist got shot on his way working towards the end. Either way, they’re really bad and we don’t have nice things to say about them so we’ll leave it at that.

Gameplay Mechanics in Funky Chicks Slots

Gameplay in Funky Chicks Slots is standard. At 5 reels and 25 pay lines, it does not break the mold there, chosing instead to keep things classy in ways we can respect.

Betting here ranges from a penny to $10, making this an accessible slot that anyone can jump into in hopes of winning a lot of money without worrying about necessarily breaking the bank in the process. Max bets cap out at $250, which tends to be how we rolled when we played it a bunch for our review. We like betting high, but wish it were on a prettier game.

The bonus round got shot. In its place now stands the Free Spins Feature, which serves its job well and we have no complaints about.

Liked About Funky Chicks Slots

+ Good intentions + Nice start of an illustrative style + Solid and classic play mechanics + Decent payouts

Disliked About Funky Chicks Slots

- Backdrop is horrid - Suits of cards are poorly done, which is a first - Gameplay is not very innovative - Can be a little addicting at times for obvious reasons

Who is Funky Chicks Slots For?

This game is suitable for players of all types. In particular, it should appeal to:

* Farmers * Players new to digital slots and looking for something relatively accessible * Moderate intensity players that have gotten their feet plenty wet in the online slots world and are looking for something a little more involved * Jaded slot vets * People that mostly want to win a bunch of money playing digital slot games * Players looking for slot nostalgia for the similarities and differences this slot has to other games * People more used to normal video games that are looking to get their feet wet in the world of online slots

Who is Funky Chicks Slots NOT For?

Although we enjoy this slot, it is not for everybody. In particular, it may not be your cup of tea if this describes you in any fashion:

* PETA * Averse to winning money online * Looking for something truly innovative in the genre * You find the theme in any way offputting

Is Funky Chicks Slots Buggy?

In the time we spent playing this game, we did not encounter any bugs, problems, or errors. The same cannot be said for all slots of this genre, so we commend the developers for a job well done on that. We also encountered no issues in processing winnings or payments, and everything ran very smooth just like you would expect across many varied devices in a variety of ecosystems and operating systems.

Conclusion - The Bottom Line on Funky Chicks Slots

Funky Chicks Slots is Looney Toons with chicks and a background so bad you have to look away. It’s a train wreck on the visual front, but holds up well for the gameplay. If you can look past all that, and that’s a big if, there’s a lot to like here that you can’t help but love. Give it a spin and let us know what you think! Or if you survived. That barn’s really, really bad.